A Barnsley girl who refuses to let rip on a first date has been branded ‘stuck up’ and ‘snobbish’ by friends and neighbours. Keely Blower, 21,  from Wombwell says she likes to retain an air of mystique, and therefore refuses to drop an F bomb on a first night out. “I just think you

  A Rotherham woman has spoken of her dismay at being forced to quit Instagram after her pout totally gave up the ghost. Joanne Pucker, 25,  from Whiston has been an avid user of the social media site for several years now, but was forced to cancel her account earlier this week when her lips

  Police in London say they intend to roll out their controversial  ‘scooter ram’ tactic after it resulted in a 30% fall in scooter and moped related crimes. The tactic involves using police vehicles to knock offenders off their machines, and it has been so successful that senior officers now want to roll out the

  A retired Penguin has expressed his disgust at the cushy life enjoyed by young Penguins after watching the latest episode of David Attenborough’s Dynasties series on BBC two last night. The programme followed the trials and tribulations of a group of Emperor Penguins in Antarctica as they coped with the harsh climate and conditions.

  Theresa May was dealt another blow this week as Neil Warnock turned down the job of Brexit Secretary. Although there has been no official word from Downing Street, The Bugle understands that he was the twenty seventh person to reject the role after Claudio Ranieri went to Fulham. A spokesperson for Mrs May said, “This

  An extended family of nine from London say they are staying cheerful, despite living entirely off state handouts. Charlie and Cammie Windsor (both knocking on a bit) live with their extended family in a series of houses, in and around the London area, provided entirely free by the taxpayer.  Charlie, who hasn’t worked since

  There was confusion yesterday morning after a bewildered pensioner got off his bus at the wrong stop on the way to Tesco, and found himself in the middle of the armistice day parade at the Cenotaph. Surrounded by Theresa May, former Prime Ministers and world dignitaries, the bearded man wearing a scruffy grey hooded

  President Trump cancelled an Armistice day event in Paris yesterday over fears that his carefully constructed bouffant might collapse in the rain. The president, who avoided military service because he had a bone in his foot,  was due to lay a wreath at a cemetery for fallen American soldiers, but a sharp shower forced

  Donald Trump was rushed to a Washington hospital last night following a heated exchange at a White House press conference with CNN reporter Jim Acosta. During the exchange Mr Trump called Mr Acosta “a rude and horrible person” and then banned the reporter from the Whitehouse for what was described as “putting his hands

  People who wear a poppy in the first week of November are far better than those who don’t, a new study has discovered. Researchers at the Institute of Advanced Virtue Signalling interviewed over seven men and women from a wide range of ages, backgrounds and genders, and the results were conclusive. “There’s no doubt