Government In Crisis As Warnock Turns Down Brexit Job
2018-11-17
Theresa May was dealt another blow this week as Neil Warnock turned down the job of Brexit Secretary. Although there has been no official word from Downing Street, The Bugle understands that he was the twenty seventh person to reject the role after Claudio Ranieri went to Fulham.
A spokesperson for Mrs May said, “This is a big blow. Neil has a reputation for taking on lost causes but this seems like a step too far, even for him. We have other irons in the fire but Big Sam isn’t answering his phone at the moment.”
As The Bugle went to press, someone called Stephen Barclay had been announced as new Brexit Secretary. Enquiries at his own house failed to turn up anyone who had heard of him.
