An 80 year old woman was apparently surprised by the need to pay for her supermarket shopping at the checkout this morning. Mollie Gadger from Rotherham arrived at the checkout in her local Asda with a full trolley. After carefully loading her shopping on to the conveyor, she updated the cashier on the recent achievements

Calls for an early recall of parliament are being spearheaded by the wife of labour leader Jeremy Corbyn this morning. The Bugle understands that although Mrs Corbyn feels there needs to be a commons vote on Theresa Mays Brexit plan at the earliest opportunity, her primary motivation is to get the old bugger out of

Vegans have been told that they’re not welcome at a pub frequented by lactose intolerant drinkers. Management at the Kings Head near Yorkshire have posted a sign on the door saying that due to bad blood between the two rival groups with specialist dietary requirements, vegans are barred from the establishment. “It’s a disgrace”, said

A Rotherham man who has been left manning the office while everyone else finished work last week, is updating his CV this morning. Tim Dim, 37, has been at his desk at a stationery suppliers in Parkgate since 8.30 and the phone hasn’t rung once. He desperately wanted the day off, but boss Nigel said

A Rotherham woman was left disappointed this morning after shopping for a Christmas card, but failing to find one with a message which truly reflects the way she really feels about her husband Carol Bagg, 47, from Rawmarsh says she was looking for a card that conveyed a combination of contempt and apathy mixed with periodic

A Rotherham dog is preparing himself to be blamed for the family flatulence, induced by this years festive fare. Bulldog Bruno, 8, says that he will be openly blamed for myriad noxious niffs on Christmas Day but says he’ll take it all in his stride “Part of being a dog innit?” he told our reporter

A Rotherham man was in big trouble this morning after eating food that was been saved for Christmas. Kenny Ball 37 from Wickersley, went out with his mates for a mad Friday drink and got the munchies when he arrived home at around midnight. “I went in the fridge and there was a lovely pork

Ryanair check-in staff become sexually aroused at the sight of an oversized or overweight bag a new study has revealed. Professor Rob Cash from the Institute of Applied Bolloxology, who headed up the study, says he’s unsure whether the job attracts people with such a pre-disposition, or whether it’s something that develops during training, but

A former Miss Barnsley is set  to play Santa Claus this Christmas after spending the last 10 days growing a beard. Hannah Woodcock from Wombwell, who won the prestigious crown in 2016, beating off  over 50 other local beauties, says she’s striking a blow for gender equality by taking on what has traditionally been a

The number of people intolerant to Christmas songs has reached worrying levels. That’s the conclusion of professor Nick Cash from the Department Of Applied Boloxoicoligy at south west Barnsley University. Citing just one example, Professor Cash says that the number in danger of slitting their wrists with their own car keys if they hear just