Brexiteers were calling for a second referendum this evening, after it emerged that UK citizens would have to purchase a seven euro visa to visit the EU after Brexit. “Its a disgrace,” said one Brexit voter who asked not to be named for fear of looking a cock. “It’s going to practically double the cost

Shop assistants up and down the country are reporting symptoms commensurate with post traumatic stress disorder following an aural assault that has seen some of them exposed to Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You, over 500 times in the lead up to the festive period.  The condition is more normally associated with

 There were suggestions that Brexit negotiating had descended into bullying this afternoon when EU chief negotiator Michel Barnier suggested that there may be something else on the table if Prime Minister May was prepared to “do her little dance again”. With the Brexit process stalled over the Irish backstop arrangement, Barnier at first appeared to

An enthusiastic campaigner against the commercialisation of Christmas has been exposed as ‘just a tight arsed twat’ by his wife. Ray Fox maintains that the true meaning of Christmas has been lost, and that he intends to make a stand this year by purchasing token gifts costing £5 or less. But wife Carol has cast

  A Barnsley woman who’s Instagram account is dedicated to displaying her ample buttocks in all their glory, says she intends to sue mobile phone service provider O2, after the companies service went down today and she missed an important posting slot. Kerry Cardash-Fan, 28,  from Wombwell says she was traumatised at lunchtime today when she

A Rotherham man still believes he doesn’t have to buy his wife anything for Christmas, after they both agreed not to bother this year. Keith Richards, 41, clearly remembers the conversation he had with his wife, Wendy, in October in which they both agreed that they had pretty much everything they needed and it would

Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has once again criticised Theresa May’s ‘pathetic’ negotiating skills over Brexit today, saying that the French people have shown how it should be done. Speaking at the opening of a state-of-the-art refugee dip near Dover, Mr Farage said that Mrs May’s negotiating stance was far too weak. “We’d have got

  As the prospect of a no deal Brexit looms ever larger, UK TV companies are already looking at how daytime programming will  tap into the zeitgeist and meet the needs of a changing audience. The Bugle has had an insider peak at some of the big new ideas under consideration: A  Place In The

A Rotherham man who says it’s way to early to put up any Christmas decorations thinks it’s just the right time to get totally hammered in celebration of the festive period. Ray Beer-Monsta, 37,  says that decorations should be banned until the 12th of December, but anytime after the second week in September is appropriate