Let’s See Another Picture Of A Mistreated Dog, Said None Of Woman’s Facebook Friends
2019-01-11
A Rotherham woman’s Facebook friends are secretly sick to death of her incessant posts about animals.
Donna Kindly from Kimberworth rarely posts anything that doesn’t include a photograph of someone doing something unspeakable to an animal and her friends have had enough.
“It’s terrible and everything, and Donna’s lovely” said Julie Cheese, one of Donna’s best friends “but there’s only so many photo’s of a bag full of Korean dogs you can take. I always make the right noises, but what I really want to say is …’For Christ sake, lighten up and post a nob joke or something.”
We caught up with Donna as she put together a portfolio of battery chicken pictures to run as a series over the weekend. “I feel that by regularly drawing attention to man’s maltreatment of animals I am demonstrating that I’m upset and angry without having to do anything tangible about it.” she said “And that makes me feel better.”
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