The Rotherham Bugle

A Rotherham man, sent by his wife to buy a copy of The Daily Mail because of a January Diet Supplement says he was left with no alternative but to hide his purchase in a copy of Razzle.

Dave Rimane from Wickersley says that he was so embarrassed by having to buy the rag that he grabbed the first thing on the shelf in desperation “I asked them to double bag it,” he told The Bugle but there was only one left at it was really thin. I couldn’t risk walking out of the shop with it and have someone see me and so I grabbed a copy of Razzle to cover it up.”

Janice Clunge who works in the newsagents and served Dave said “He looked really uncomfortable and embarrassed. I know a lot of people don’t think it’s even published anymore with all the extreme stuff you can get on the internet nowadays, and we don’t sell many. But I suppose the reactionary red-faced Brexiteer old farts without broadband have got to read something.”