A dead horse has applied  for a restraining order against Prime Minister Theresa May. Documents seen by The Bugle, claim Mrs May has been flogging the horse for several weeks now,  despite most independent observers being convinced it was well and truly dead. The order seeks to prevent Mrs May from approaching the horse again.

Prime Minister, Theresa May, is understood to have been in touch with the Duke Of Edinburgh this evening, to ask if he can see his way clear to crashing his car again. Mrs May is understood to be delighted that Brexit has been pushed off the front pages for the first time in weeks, and

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, finally tabled a vote of no confidence in Theresa May’s government last night after receiving firm assurances from the DUP that they will side with the government. If successful, the motion would lead to a general election, an event Mr Corbyn is desperate to avoid. “Jeremy only tabled the motion once

A Barnsley woman says she’s not prepared to take any chances over the remote possibility of food shortages following Britains’s planned exit from the EU on March 29th. Tracey Guzzle, 32 from Wombwell, has spent the last three months taking on extra calories over fears that a no-deal exit in March will result in some

A Rotherham man, sent by his wife to buy a copy of The Daily Mail because of a January Diet Supplement says he was left with no alternative but to hide his purchase in a copy of Razzle. Dave Rimane from Wickersley says that he was so embarrassed by having to buy the rag that

Prime Minister Theresa May upped the ante further this morning by insisting that rejection of her Brexit deal would prompt the appearance of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. A plague of locusts and frogs will then quickly descend, said Mrs May, before the UK sinks into the firey bowels of hell for eternity. In

A poll carried out on behalf of The Rotherham Bugle has revealed a marked shift in public opinion towards a soft dry January over the past two weeks. Our poll showed that previously hard Dry Januariateers, who were earnestly questioning the status of liqueur chocolates on the second of the month, had already decided that

A Rotherham woman’s Facebook friends are secretly sick to death of her incessant posts about animals. Donna Kindly from Kimberworth rarely posts anything that doesn’t include a photograph of someone doing something unspeakable to an animal and her friends have had enough. “It’s terrible and everything, and Donna’s lovely” said Julie Cheese, one of Donna’s

The now-traditional online courting ritual of sending a photograph of ones erect penis to a potential partner received a massive shake-up this week with the news that recipients now expect a point of reference. Gentleman can no longer to get away with sending an image of their member in splendid isolation, and are now expected

A Rotherham man is eagerly looking forward to man-handling all the Christmas shit back into his loft later today. It only seems like yesterday that Keith Reef set his sciatica off dragging the Christmas tree and associated tat down from its home in the rafters, but now he is delighted to have the opportunity to