Further Break With Diplomatic Language As Tusk Tells May To ‘Change The ******* Record’
2019-02-08
There was a further departure from polite diplomatic language last night after President Of The European Council, Donald Tusk, finally ran out of patience and told Theresa May to “change the fucking record.” The outburst comes a few days after Mr Tusk suggested there was a special place in hell for people who wanted Brexit without a plan.
The Bugle understands that Mr Tusk has become increasingly frustrated by Mrs May banging on incessantly about the Irish backstop and has confided in colleagues that he was seriously contemplating hiding behind the sofa and switching the lights off when she went over to Brussels again this week.
“He really lost his shit this time” an insider revealed “She’s gone over to Ireland now, but I think the Taoiseach might have a dental appointment or something. They’re all trying to come up with a way to stop her flying. Poor old Barnier just keeps repeating “Bastard Groundhog Day” while staring into space.
A resolute Mrs May says she remains confident that progress is being made and she will deliver Brexit on time.
