Meghan’s Bump To Get It’s Own Agent
2019-02-13
Meghan Markel’s bump has taken the unusual step of appointing its own agent today. The bump has become increasingly frustrated in recent weeks over the amount of press and other media coverage it’s getting, without receiving full credit or recompense.
A spokesperson for the bump said “The bump has become unhappy that the level of media coverage it’s getting is not being matched by any fiscal rewards, which are being hoovered up by Meghan and the ginger fella. The bump sees this as an essential move it needs to make to restore fairness to the situation.”
The Bugle understands that the bump has signed a five month contract with agents Crook Shyster and that image rights have already been registered in the Cayman islands. As we went to press, Crook Shyster had already lined up a series of photo shoots and ‘meet and greets’ for the bump over the next two weeks. It’s not known if Meghan will also attend.
