A Sheffield man who is furious about the closure of his local HMV store, hasn’t bought a CD since 1992 it has emerged. Terry Berry 57, says the closure of the store in the cities Meadowhall Centre will have serious repercussions though. “I like to go in there for a browse on a Saturday morning

Actor Liam Neeson went some way to redeeming himself last night when he explained that he would go out and murder any complete stranger with similar skin tones to someone else, no matter whether they were a black bastard a brown bastard a slanty eyed bastard or even a white bastard.  “It’s just if they’re

An American footballer says that he blames God for his teams defeat at the hands of the New England Patriots in last nights Super Bowl. Ivor Helmet, a tight buttock for the LA Rams,  had previously thanked God after victories that had seen the team reach the final, but gave a damning appraisal of the