A woman with a laugh like a misfiring road drill will almost certainly be sitting at the next restaurant table to you, it has been revealed. Anyone eating out will have experienced the phenomenon and thought themselves unlucky. But it appears not. It happens to everyone. Researchers at the Institute Of Advanced Irritation have identified

A Barnsley woman has told of her anguish as she realised that her left buttock had become the latest victim of the NHS postcode lottery. Sheila Munch, 37, from Wombwell says that each of her buttocks was allocated it’s own postcode in 2015 when her weight topped 35 stones for the first time, but she

With divorce rates seemingly ever-increasing, it would seem to make sense to look to a bygone age where marriage was for life. With that in mind, The Bugle has uncovered a guide to being the perfect husband, written for men in the1950’s. In this special feature, we have reproduced it for you below: Explain things

A middle-aged man who wears a hat indoors, still thinks nobody knows he’s bald, it has been revealed. Kevin Coot, 52, from Rotherham, owns a huge collection of hats which he wears in rotation.  He is under the impression that people think this is some kind of expression of a bohemian, devil-may-care, alternative lifestyle spirit,

A jogger who shuffles along with thick strapping holding his knees together is still maintaining it’s doing him good, it has emerged. Terry Bell (49) from Rotherham, has been running for decades but years of pounding the pavements have worn his joints to dust and left him with a body and face reminiscent of a

BBC Sunday evening show Songs Of Praise was sensationally axed this afternoon after it emerged that the entire TV audience has now died of boredom. It’s the second major cancellation of a show this week following ITV announcing that there will be no more Jeremy Kyle Show’s, in the wake of the tragic suicide of

Exploiting, bullying and provoking people of low intelligence and questionable mental faculty can be dangerous to their health, it has been revealed.  The revelation comes as a participant on The Jeremy Kyle show appears to have committed suicide just a week after he recorded an appearance on the show in which he failed a lie

A man who has never shown any interest in Football  is now trying to convince his workmates that he likes it, it has emerged. Giles Fairweather from Sheffield has never played football and never even been to a live match, but thanks to Sheffield United’s promotion to the Premiership and four English teams reaching European finals,

A women who says she can’t function until she’s had her first cup of coffee in a morning, is actually just useless it has emerged. Denise Crapper, 28,  says she’ ‘no good for anything’ until she’s had her first skinny latte of the day, but work colleagues have revealed that she’s no good for anything,

Former defence secretary Gavin Williamson was dramatically reinstated last night after swearing on his index linked pension that he was not responsible for the leak over Chinese company Huawei’s proposed involvement in the development of a UK-wide 5G network . Williamson had previously been sacked by Theresa May despite swearing on his children’s lives that