A women who says she can’t function until she’s had her first cup of coffee in a morning, is actually just useless it has emerged. Denise Crapper, 28,  says she’ ‘no good for anything’ until she’s had her first skinny latte of the day, but work colleagues have revealed that she’s no good for anything,

Former defence secretary Gavin Williamson was dramatically reinstated last night after swearing on his index linked pension that he was not responsible for the leak over Chinese company Huawei’s proposed involvement in the development of a UK-wide 5G network . Williamson had previously been sacked by Theresa May despite swearing on his children’s lives that