Man Who Wears Hat Indoors Still Thinks People Don’t Know He’s Bald
2019-05-24
A middle-aged man who wears a hat indoors, still thinks nobody knows he’s bald, it has been revealed.
Kevin Coot, 52, from Rotherham, owns a huge collection of hats which he wears in rotation. He is under the impression that people think this is some kind of expression of a bohemian, devil-may-care, alternative lifestyle spirit, but the reality is somewhat different, it has emerged.
“It’s because he’s a slaphead,” said best mate Lee Vitout. “His bloody hairline was further back than the sea at Cleethorpes by the time he was twenty-five and he’s been wearing sodding hats ever since. Everybody knows about it, but nobody says anything. I suppose if it makes him happy.”
Kevin was unrepentant as he surreptitiously switched from a trilby to a Peaky Blinders special. “I just like hats.” he told The Bugle “It’s a sad day when a man can’t wear a hat without people making stuff up.”
