A scheme to protect Barnsley woodland from motorcyclists was hailed as a partial success this week. The implementation of the scheme follows concern from local residents about youths taking motor cycles into woodland areas rendering them dangerous for walkers and doggers. A spokesperson for the council told The Bugle. “I’m delighted to report that we

A middle aged couple from Tunbridge Wells are still wrestling with the Daily Telegraph at a hotel breakfast table in the Cotswolds it can be revealed. John and Susan Pratt read the tabloid sized Daily Express at home, but in a pathetic attempt to impress fellow guests, they have ordered the Telegraph and have taken

Comedy actor and comedian Sachs Baron Cohen was forced into an apology tonight after it emerged that he is the real face behind Boris Johnson. Baron Cohen is a master of disguise and has duped the public, celebrities and politicians in the past with creations such as Ali G, Bruno and Borat. But it turns

A Rotherham plumber has stunned friends and colleagues by refusing to reveal whether he keeps any tools in his van overnight. Ted Rogers from Chaucer Road says that his tool storage arrangements are nobody else’s business, and he has absolutely no intention of putting any kind of  signage on his 2007 Renault van, informing the

A man whose only claim to competence is that he was once able to successfully hit a ball with a piece of wood, has reassured the nation that, because Britain was on the winning side in two world wars, this is perfect preparation for leaving the EU without a deal and forcing the rest of

Folic Acid is to be added to Lambert and Butlers in Barnsley, in an attempt to further reduce the risks associated with pregnancy in the borough. Regular readers will be aware that the nutrient is already added in all branches of KFC, Taco Bell and independent chip shops throughout the town, but the new initiative

A massive security review was said to be under way this morning after a book was discovered in the Love Island villa. A spokesperson for ITV2 confirmed the discovery of the book after a routine sweep of the property last night. “We’ve absolutely no idea how it got in there,” he told us  “or what

Doctors in London are holding an emergency meeting this morning to figure out how to remove  Piers Morgan from the arsehole of American president Donald Trump. It follows an exclusive interview for Good Morning Britain between the pair, in which Morgan was so keen to appease the orange genius that within two minutes, only his

Anthony Joshua is expected to be in action again before Christmas following Saturdays shock defeat to Andy Ruiz Jnr, his promoter Eddie Hearn has revealed. Hearn says talks are at an early stage but venues like Clacton, Great Yarmouth and Burnham-On-Crouch are already being mooted for mid December . “A lot depends on storylines in