Boring Twat Now Communicates Exclusively By GIF
2019-07-21
A boring twat is compensating for a total absence of any wit, personality or humour by communicating exclusively via GIF, it has emerged.
Nigel Postlethwaite 37, who uses a number of online usernames including CoolDude, RockinIt, and DaBoss says that he used to struggle to get involved in online discussions but that all changed when GIF’s became more accesible “I could never think of anything witty or interesting to say,” he told The Bugle, “but now I don’t have to. A quick search for a GIF depicting disgust, disappointment, contempt or whatever and job done. Nobody need ever know that I’m just a tedious dick living in a bedsit, slumped in my pants while eating a pot noodle.”
Nigel says his approach does have its limitations though. “I was in a pub the other day and somebody said something about Brexit I didn’t agree with. By the time I’d found an appropriate GIF to show I thought they were an arsehole, they’d moved on to talking about the Cricket.”
