Celebrities Over 40 Trending On Twitter Not Necessarily Dead, Young People Reassured
2019-10-03
Celebrities trending on Twitter over the age of 40, may not actually be dead a new report has revealed. The report comes in the wake of clear evidence that young people automatically fear the worst when they see that a coffin dodger is unexpectedly trending on the popular social network.
“Young people should keep a sense of proportion.” said professor Tom Fullery from south west Doncaster University who headed up the study. “We found there can be all sorts of reasons that a person over 40 may be unexpectedly trending on Twitter, other than their demise. Maybe they’re having a hip replacement or their cataracts removed for, example. Or it could be that they’re having a new Stannah stairlift fitted. Some might be embarking on a coach trip to the coast. There really is no need to panic, or indeed post up Gifs. memes or emoji’s representing relief.”
