Man Looking For New Hobby With Lots Of Shit To Buy
2019-10-28
A Rotherham man who has already tried golf and cycling is looking for a new hobby with lots of shit to buy, it has emerged.
Richard Head, 42, says he has an open mind about what to take on next just so long as there is tons of crap he can buy to max out his credit card and clutter up the garage and spare room.
“I thought about photography” he told The Bugle “Time was that would have been a good option, but you can do most of it on your bloody phone now. I had a couple of games of squash which I enjoyed, but once you’ve got a racquet and some trainers you’ve had it. I won’t be playing again.”
Richard says he finds the idea of fishing “mind-numbingly dull” but is encouraged by the range and quantity of shit you can buy. “You can even buy bait, chuck it in the river and go home” he said optimistically “Maybe I’ll just get all the gear and not go” he said.
Richard’s wife, Nikki is supportive “Richard is a knob and needs a hobby where he thinks he can participate just by buying stuff” she told The Bugle. “But to be honest, he’s happiest sat on his arse watching football.
