Man Who Went Through Large Puddle In Range Rover Now Thinks He’s A Driving God
2019-11-08
A man who drove his Range Rover through a 9″ deep puddle is now acting like he’s some kind of driving God, it has emerged. Ross Tosser, 35, from Sheffield drove his car at 3 mph through the stretch of standing water on his daily commute during yesterday’s downpour, and he’s spent all day today recounting his exploits to anyone who’ll listen.
“To hear Ross talk you’d think he’d forded the Amazon on a Unicycle” said one workmate who asked not to be named. “He’s been boring the arse off everyone today about steering angles, wading depths and how he refuses to be stopped by a bit of water. I’ve seen the video he’s posted on Youtube. He’s following an old woman on a mobility scooter and she hasn’t even got her feet wet.”
Ross was unapologetic when we caught up with him as he thumbed through a copy of 4×4 Wanker magazine. “I showed my skills out there yesterday.” he said “These people with two wheel drive cars will never understand the way off the off-roader. I think they’re probably jealous.”
