Chris Rea Turns Round At Wetherby After Remembering How Shit Middlesbrough Is
2019-12-22
Chris Rea has done a U turn at Wetherby this afternoon after remembering how shit Middlesbrough is, the Bugle can reveal. The gravel voiced crooner was expected to be driving home for Christmas as usual, but had a sudden change of heart.
Regular readers will know that Chris’s plans were thrown into doubt earlier in the week when his car failed the MOT. Sources reveal that he managed to get his track rod ends replaced, contrary to early indications that all local garages were busy, so this will come as a shock to many fans.
“Fans expect Chris to be driving home for Christmas,” our insider source said “so I think a lot of them are going to be surprised that he’s turned round at Wetherby after getting the motor fixed. But, to be fair, most of them have never been to Middlesbrough. They might understand if they had.”
