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Boost To Gene Pool Forecast Following Cull Of Boxing Day Shoppers

In what is being hailed as a breakthrough moment in social engineering, specially trained government forces descended on shopping centres throughout the country at 6.00am this morning and began a cull of anyone there by choice. Head of the newly formed Department Of Ethical Eugenics told The Bugle, “Euthenazing anyone standing in a queue outside