Allison Pearson Refuses To Back Down After Announcing June Whitfield Has Died Again
2019-12-31
Telegraph journalist Allison Pearson was sticking to her story this morning after announcing on her Twitter feed that June Whitfield has sadly passed away. The news came as a surprise to friends, family and fans who were pretty sure that the Terry & June star had already died at the end of 2018.
“I don’t know what all the fuss is about.” said an unrepentant Peason when The Bugle caught up with her. ” Christians are born again all the time, you can get married as many times as you like so I can’t see for the life of me why you can’t die more than once. Yes, it’s upsetting for everyone, but that’s a small price to pay for opening up the opportunity.”
As The Bugle went to press, an online poll had Jimmy Saville and Adolf Hitler running neck and neck as the people the public would like to see die again next. Boris Johnson was understod to be running third despite not having died once yet.
