British Public Urge Harry And Meghan To Think Of Carbon Footprint And Stay The F*** In Canada
2020-01-22
The Harry formerly known as Prince has been urged to consider his carbon footprint and stay the f*** where he is now that he’s returned to Canada to be reunited with his wife and son. Harry and Meghan have expressed a desire to split their time between Canada and the UK, but a straw poll of the British public suggests that the couple should really think harder about their environmental impact.
A spokesperson for the British public told The Bugle “In these times of global warming and ever rising levels of greenhouse gasses, I think it would be better for all concerned if they stay the f*** where they are . Not only will the environment benefit, but we won’t have to listen to the pair of self-pitying, self-serving, entitled tossers banging on about how shit their life is. So that would be good as well.”
As The Bugle went to press, the Canadian public were understood to be forming the opinion that it would be better for all concerned, and cheaper, if they f***** off to Alaska.
