Meghan threatens to shit In Katy Perry’s handbag as Orlando Bloom given role of voicing Harry
2020-01-22
The determination of Meghan Markle to forge financial independence for herself and Harry was laid bare for all to see this afternoon when she was overheard threatening to shit in Katy Perry’s handbag.
The former Duchess of Sussex was said to be furious after Perry’s fiancé, Orlando Bloom, was given the job of voicing her husband in a soon-to-be-made satirical cartoon about the Royal family. There was already bad blood between the pair after Perry pointed out that Meghan’s wedding dress looked a bit crap two years ago.
“Meghan is fuming and she doesn’t care who knows it” a close friend told The Bugle. “She thinks Harry should have been given the job now she’s stuck the ‘for hire’ sign on his head. She hates Perry anyway after the wedding dress thing and she’s jealous because her and Orlando are already well minted. Threatening to shit in her handbag is just a figure of speech though. At least I hope so.”
Regular readers may not be so sure. Last year The Bugle reported on rumours that Meghan had deliberately left a floater in the toilet of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge after a minor dispute over the washing up.
