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2024-12-22

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Barnsley Safe From Coronavirus As Nobody Ever Visits Or Leaves

Barnsley was declared totally safe from the new Coronavirus this afternoon after it emerged that nobody either visits or leaves the town. As concerns about the virus grew, local residents were told they could rest easy. “The chances of anyone catching the virus in Barnsley are practically zero.” said a spokesperson for Health England “Nobody