There was mass panic in Barnsley this afternoon, after rumours began to circulate that the Coronavirus is spread by drinking gassy Mexican lager out of bottles – often with a bit of lime shoved unceremoniously down the neck. “I knew no good would come of supping that foreign muck” said local rumour-monger Reg Blower as

Mums in the Barnsley area were  being urged to consider putting on an extra pair of pyjamas for the school run this week, as temperatures were forecast to tumble. Fred Chillman from the met office told The Bugle “We’re expecting temperatures close to freezing later this week, even at half nine when the Barnsley mums