
Mark Francois to celebrate EU exit by masturbating into Union Jack sock to strains of Rule Britannia
2020-01-30
Mark Francois, is set to celebrate the UK’s exit from the EU in style tomorrow night. The portly MP for Rayleigh and Wickford will mark the occassion by wanking into a freshly laundered Union Jack sock in front of a signed photo of Winston Churchill with Rule Britannia blooming out in the background. Francois was