The new series of Little Britain, announced earlier this week, has been renamed Little England, with a host of zany new characters. Creators David Walliams and Matt Lucas say they want the new series to be more representative of the UK in 2020. Gone are the likes of ‘wheelchair bound’ Andy and the only gay

The determination of Meghan Markle to forge financial independence for herself and Harry was laid bare for all to see this afternoon when she was overheard threatening to shit in Katy Perry’s handbag. The former Duchess of Sussex was said to be furious after Perry’s fiancé, Orlando Bloom, was given the job of voicing her

The Harry formerly known as Prince has been urged to consider his carbon footprint and stay the f*** where he is now that he’s returned to Canada to be reunited with his wife and son. Harry and Meghan have expressed a desire to split their time between Canada and the UK, but a straw poll

Both Dixons Carphone and MP Diane Abbott were forced to issue denials tonight after rumours spread that the Labour front bencher has been ‘moonlighting’ in the companies accounts department. The rumours started after the company released a report showing sales to have risen by 2% over Christmas, only to have to admit several hours later

Barnsley high society was rocked to its core this afternoon, after a local couple dropped  the bombshell announcement that they intend to take a step back from frontline benefits and move towards becoming financially independent. Social commentators say the move is virtually unprecedented in local circles and are scratching their heads to work out how

A Barnsley man who regularly drinks 8 pints a night has announced ambitious plans to reposition himself as a craft ale connoisseur. Barry Lard, 48, from Wombwell says he is sick of being seen as a piss head and feels his hobby is misunderstood. “People see me staggering home after a skin-full and assume I’m

There was an indication that the producers of The Simpsons have listened to criticism of racial stereotyping this morning, when it was announced that English thespian Nigel Havers will henceforth be the voice of convenience-store owner Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. The news comes after the original actor, Hank Azaria said he will no longer provide the voice

Hopes that the UK leaving the EU on January 31st would be marked by the chimes of Big Ben were dashed this morning, after it was announced that the event will be marked by the tolling of the death knell instead. The official reason given is that the cost of interrupting renovation work on the

On a day when Sir David Attenborough again warned of the dangers of global warming and the consequences of not taken action, the scale of rivalry between climate activists was laid all-too bare. A clearly rattled Greta Thunberg urged Sir David to “Step aside Grandad” while Attenborough responded by pointing out that he was “warning

The number of fat joggers on the nation’s roads is expected to peak later today. A combination of some half decent weather, New Years resolutions and residual post Christmas guilt have come together to create the perfect storm. A spokesperson for fat joggers everywhere told the Bugle “I’ve clapped some right timber on over Christmas