A clearly incenced Queen Elizabeth II has challenged Meghan Markel to a straightner in the palace car park it has emerged. The unprecedented move comes at the end of a week when Meghan and husband Harry unilaterally announced that they plan to become part-time royals and live half the year overseas. A palace insider told

A Barnsley man’s new year weight loss and fitness goals were left in tatters this morning after he forgot his kit. Eighteen stone Geoff Lard, 36 from Wombwell had pledged to make 2020 the year he finally took control of his health and fitness, and had put everything in place to make it happen, including

Dry January has been downgraded to moist across the country it has been revealed. Millions, who had started the New Year with the best of intentions were already eying up what’s left of the Christmas booze as their hangovers cleared and thinking “Sod it. One won’t hurt”. Tom Alky from Rotherham summed up the feelings