The Queen was looking distinctly cheesed off this afternoon after officially opening a new pumping station near Sandringham. The station has been developed to get rid of all the unwanted shite from the area, but early reports suggest it has done nothing to shift Prince Andrew. When the Queen returned to Sandringham House, she was

American astronaut Christina Koch parachuted down to earth from the International Space Station this morning after completing the longest-ever single spaceflight by a woman, only to find that the breakfast pots are still in the sink. Koch has spent 328 days in space, leaving husband Robert at their Florida home. A family friend confirmed that