Virtual unknown Rishi Sunak was appointed Chancellor of the Exchequer this morning following the resignation of Sajid Javid. The appointment follows a frantic meeting with aides in which the Prime Minister was heard to yell ‘Look just get me another one, but with hair this time.” It’s not known exactly what Mr Johnson was referring

Labour leadership hopeful, Sir Keir Starmer, was expecting a tough day this morning as the contest to replace Jeremy Corbyn entered the swimwear round. Sir Keir had already successfully negotiated the eveningwear round and satisfied the judges in an interview in which he expressed a heartfelt desire for world peace. But many observers fear the