Sunak appointed Chancellor as Johnson orders aides to “get me another one, but with hair.”
2020-02-13
Virtual unknown Rishi Sunak was appointed Chancellor of the Exchequer this morning following the resignation of Sajid Javid. The appointment follows a frantic meeting with aides in which the Prime Minister was heard to yell ‘Look just get me another one, but with hair this time.”
It’s not known exactly what Mr Johnson was referring to, but the Prime Minister has been at pains to emphasise his desire to maintain cultural diversity within the cabinet in recent weeks.
As The Bugle went to press, Mr Sunak was still having trouble getting recognised in his own living room.
