Confusion in Downing Street as Boris hires Eugenics expert to help him get fit
2020-02-17
There was confusion at the centre of government again this afternoon after Prime Minister Boris Johnson employed an advisor with a special interest in Eugenics to help him get fit.
The Bugle understands that Mr Johnson has piled on the pounds during his free Christmas holiday in the Caribbean and is open to trying something new to get fit again. Having seen an application from a 27 year old called Andrew Sabitsky, who listed his interests as reproductive fitness and Eugenics, he saw this as an ideal opportunity to kill two birds with one stone.
“Boris has tried Aerobics and Calisthenics before and was very keen to give Eugenics a try” a Downing Street advisor told The Bugle. “But when this bloke arrived, he didn’t look very fit at all and just looked shocked when Boris bounced in in his workout gear. It was all a bit embarrassing”
As The Bugle went to press, Mr Sabitsky had already resigned and apologised for any misunderstanding.
