Sabisky hits back at press for selectively quoting his racist and Nazi bits
2020-02-18
Self-styled superforecaster Andrew Sabisky has hit back at the press this afternoon, over what he called ‘selectively quoting’ of the racist bits from his social media output. Mr Sabisky also expressed concern over the selective quoting of the Nazi bits as well. Sabisky was forced to resign today, less than a week into his new job as a government advisor.
“I’m appalled that I’ve been forced to resign over this” an angry Sabisky told The Bugle. “95% of what I’ve put on line over the past few years is neither racist nor sympathetic to how an out-and-out shitbag Nazi might view the world. They’ve just picked out the bits where I said black people are thick and poor people should be stopped from breeding and made it into something bigger than it is. What about all the other normal stuff I’ve said? It’s like it counts for nothing.”
One good thing to emerge from the situation this afternoon is that Dominic Cummings appears to be doing a first class job in achieving his stated aim of recruiting misfits and wierdos.
