The entire town of Barnsley looks set to be deported this evening, as the consequences of the new immigration points based system starts to emerge. Following Britain’s exit from the EU, anyone wishing to live and work in the UK must accumulate a minimum of 70 points to qualify for a visa . Points can

A London-based low-skilled immigrant was said to be fearful for his job this morning, following the governments announcement that only highly skilled people will be accepted into the U.K workforce in post-Brexit Britain. The immigrant, who was born in New York and can’t be named for comedic reasons, says that he never expected the new

Prime minister Boris Johnson was reported to be still trying to locate his wellies this morning. Mr Johnson had been hoping to visit some of the area’s devastated by the recent floods, but several days after the severe weather hit, he has still not been able to find his Le Chameau specials “Obviously he’s disappointed.”