A Rotherham woman who is going out for the day has already scheduled in a number of pre-approved piss stops, it can be revealed. Lynn Gush, 47, says that a key part of her going-out-for-the-day strategy involves identifying a range of toilets worthy of receiving her hovering buttocks. “You can’t go out without a plan.”

The panic over the Coronavirus stepped up a gear this morning with the news that Primark has warned they might run out of cheap tat. The popular retailer gets much of its stock from China and warns that restrictions placed on factories in the far east are bound to take their toll in the coming