Woman planning day out already nailed down piss stop strategy
2020-02-27
A Rotherham woman who is going out for the day has already scheduled in a number of pre-approved piss stops, it can be revealed.
Lynn Gush, 47, says that a key part of her going-out-for-the-day strategy involves identifying a range of toilets worthy of receiving her hovering buttocks. “You can’t go out without a plan.” she told The Bugle. “I work out where I’m going to be, my fluid intake, and then research suitable lavies along the route. My criteria is flexible depending where I’m going. In Leeds I look for Molton Brown soaps and hand gels, in Barnsley, it’s something that flushes with a seat.”
Lynn’s husband Gary is bemused by his wife’s plans. “Don’t know what all the fuss is about” he said “a bogs a bog. Having said that, if I need a dump on the go, I like to find somewhere with paper.”
