Fears subside as Storm Jorge expected to take Siesta
2020-02-29
Fears for disruption caused by Storm Jorge were subsiding this morning after it was revealed that the weather system is expected to take a long siesta during which it will do f*** all.
It’s predicted that the storm, which originated on the Iberian peninsula, will knock off at about 1.00pm before consuming a large meal of Paella and San Miguel. It will then be pretty much comatose for the next few hours during which there will be no activity of any note. It is not expected to get going again until normal folk are ready for bed.
As The Bugle went to press, it had stopped raining.
