Labour leadership hopeful, Sir Keir Starmer, was expecting a tough day this morning as the contest to replace Jeremy Corbyn entered the swimwear round. Sir Keir had already successfully negotiated the eveningwear round and satisfied the judges in an interview in which he expressed a heartfelt desire for world peace. But many observers fear the

On the day after the government announced that  the Birmingham stretch of HS2 would proceed as planned, the Bugle has obtained leaked documents detailing revised plans for the Northern stretch of the line. Yesterday’s announcement made clear that the details of the northern phase of the project are under review and we are able to

The row over alleged racism in connection with 17 offenders repatriated to Jamaica earlier today, intensified with the news that Stormzy was threatened with the last seat on the plane. The Bugle understands that the Croydon-born rapper overstayed on a parking meter on Wandsworth High Street last year, and failed to pay the fine within

A group of lasses from Newcastle are pressing on with their ascent of  Ben Nevis this morning despite a group of men – some of whom were said to be wearing trainers – having to be  rescued from the mountain in a blizzard. The girls, all wearing party frocks or spangly boob tubes  with stilettoes,

A pair of complete nob heads are still blocking a busy roundabout, half an hour after a minor accident it has emerged. Despite there being only superficial damage to both cars and no injuries, the drivers have switched off their engines, got out and are exchanging insurance details at the exact spot where the accident

There was hope for Barnsley film-makers last night as south Korean film Parasite was  named best picture at this year’s Oscars, becoming the first non-English language film to take the top prize. It means that films made in Dingle may now be opened up to wider audiences for the first time. “We’ve always felt that

Barnsley was said to be like a ghost town this morning, as fly tippers and doggers abandoned their traditional Sunday pursuits in the wake of Storm Ciara bringing high winds and heavy rain to the area. Popular dumping and pumping sites, as they are known locally were practically deserted, as locals sought refuge from the

The Duchess of Sussex was said to be ‘f***ing furious this morning over what she was heard to describe as ‘that Brit bum boy’ stealing all the good headlines. In what appears to be a reference to the positive media response to TV presenter Philip Schofield coming out as gay, Meghan was less than empathetic

Princess Beatrice’s wedding to Eduardo Mapelli Mozzi will take place on 29th May, Buckingham Palace has announced.  They will be married at the Chapel Royal at St James Palace, with a reception taking place later at Pizza Express in Woking. The Bugle understands that Eugene’s father, the Duke of York,  will give his daughter away

There was some respite for the passengers of the cruise ship Diamond Princess, moored up in the Japanese port of Yokahama this morning, with news that the onboard entertainment has been cancelled. Passengers and crew have been placed in quarantine for at least 14 days following an outbreak of the Coronavirus on board and are