Middle-aged men everywhere are seething this morning after Phillip Schofield implied his sexuality makes any f***ing difference at the age of 57. The popular married daytime presenter had earlier come out as gay for the first time. Ted Bovis from Rotherham, who is the same age as Schofield, was typical of those we spoke to

The Queen was looking distinctly cheesed off this afternoon after officially opening a new pumping station near Sandringham. The station has been developed to get rid of all the unwanted shite from the area, but early reports suggest it has done nothing to shift Prince Andrew. When the Queen returned to Sandringham House, she was

American astronaut Christina Koch parachuted down to earth from the International Space Station this morning after completing the longest-ever single spaceflight by a woman, only to find that the breakfast pots are still in the sink. Koch has spent 328 days in space, leaving husband Robert at their Florida home. A family friend confirmed that

A fleet of Ryanair aircraft sent to China to repatriate British citizens in the wake of the Coronavirus outbreak, has returned to the UK empty this afternoon,  after stranded Brits said they’d rather take their chances with the virus. The Foreign  Office has issued advice recommending that British citizens leave China if possible, but that

A massive security enquiry is underway this morning after it emerged that a bodyguard risked bringing down an aircraft while guarding the man who brought down the country. David Cameron was on a BA transatlantic flight when a passenger alerted cabin crew to a loaded gun that had been left in the aircraft toilet during

Ikea announced its first big store closure today, but The Bugle has discovered that the Coventry outlet isn’t expected to close its doors for the final time for at least six months. That’s according to a leaked report revealing that’s how long it’s expected to take for staff to find and repatriate all customers lost

A new restaurant in Barnsley has announced ambitious plans to introduce rudimentary knives, forks and spoons. For a town so close to the historic capital of world cutlery manufacturer, Sheffield, it is perhaps surprising that the knife fork and spoon have never taken off in the borough. But that may now be all about  to

American President Donald Trump has unveiled ambitious plans to reduce Greta Thunberg’s emissions to zero by 2021 at the latest. Emissions from the 17 year-old climate change activist have increased alarmingly  over the past 12 months but sources close to Mr Trump say that he is determined to meet the 2021 zero emissions target he’s

HBO have today announced that their new blockbuster series, Game Of Thyroids is to be set in Barnsley. Fans of the station’s previous big hit Game Of Thrones were said to be dissatisfied with the conclusion to the final season and this new show has been created to pick up that audience and take them

A York University student is staying snuggled up in his stinking pit this morning, just to be on the safe side. His decision comes  despite assurances that a York student currently being treated for Coronavirus, hasn’t been anywhere near the University since contracting  the disease, and has in fact been in China. “You can’t be