Home secretary, Pritti Patel, has reacted to bullying claims by Sir Philip Rutnam by administering a Chinese burn to the left arm of the top civil servant before giving him a dead leg as he left a ‘clear the air’ meeting this morning.  Sir Philip, the Home Office’s permanent secretary, resigned on Saturday after accusing

There was widepread panic in Barnsley this morning as it emerged that a local man has tested negative for the Coronavirus. The man, who can’t be named for spurious reasons,  had taken the test after feeling a ‘bit gippy’ after ordering some crispy duck over the phone from a local Chinese takeaway. Wombwell woman Sharon