After years of being ridiculed for their job, bog roll salesmen have emerged as ‘the new rock stars’ in a new survey of occupations. Where previous generations yearned to front a headline band or play centre forward for Manchester United, today’s youngsters look with envious eyes at the commission-based rep with the Andrex account at

A Barnsley man has announced that he now self-identifies as female after figures were released suggesting that women are 50% more likely to survive the Covid-19 strain of Coronavirus than men. Sid Postlethwaite, 68,  a keen pigeon fancier and whippet breeder from Wombwell says that he now wishes to be known as Mavis and has