A Barnsley man is keen to discover whether the clap counts as an underlying health condition. His concern comes in the wake of regular news updates confirming that almost all of those succumbing to the Covid-19 outbreak have an underlying health condition. “They should be more specific,” said Keith Clunge “as he waited nervously after

A vicious turf war has resulted in Covid-19 being driven out of Glasgow by ruthless well-established local virus gangs. The Coronavirus strain had been hoping to get a foothold in Scotland’s second city, but established gangs of local virus’s, many of which have been around since Victorian times, had other ideas. “If there’s anyone going