Barnsley man keen to know if underlying health conditions include the clap
2020-03-11
A Barnsley man is keen to discover whether the clap counts as an underlying health condition. His concern comes in the wake of regular news updates confirming that almost all of those succumbing to the Covid-19 outbreak have an underlying health condition.
“They should be more specific,” said Keith Clunge “as he waited nervously after ringing 111. “Apart from a recent dose following an ill-advised knee-trembler with a barmaid from Bolton-On Dearne, there’s nowt wrong with me…apart from some eczema on my arse. Christ, does that count?
I don’t know. It’s a worry.”
