Man wakes up from nightmare and instantly wishes he was back in it
2020-03-18
In a scene played out throughout the country, a Rotherham man woke from a nightmare last night, and instantly wished he was still having it.
Keith Clunge was having one of those dreams where a sinister shadowy figure is intent on doing you harm, and woke with a start as he battled to escape. A quick assessment of the situation told him it was just a dream, and a disappointed Keith closed his eyes tight shut and tried to get back into it.
“Okay there was a hooded assassin with an axe trying to kill me but at least the pubs were still open and you could get bog roll without snatching it out of the hands of a flailing pensioner.” he told the Bugle. “I’m confident I’d have escaped and got back to normal the next day. No chance of that now I’m awake. This is worse, and there’s no chance of waking up from it.”
The Bugle understands that Keith now plans to eat a lot of late night cheese.
