The nation’s dogs have issued an urgent plea to be left the f**** alone just a few short days into the virtual UK lockdown. Animals that are normally fortunate if they’re allowed outside long enough to finish their shit are now finding themselves forced out for multiple long distance walks. “I’m just not used to

Beleaguered bookmakers, who have seen their income slump as most major sports events have been cancelled, are now offering odds on supermarket fights it has emerged. The Bugle understands that William Hill is just one of a number of bookmakers that have urgently recruited check out staff in all major UK supermarkets, who are primed