Karma restored as bloke who stockpiled bog roll gets rampant shits
2020-03-22
A man who, until yesterday, was sitting on a stockpile of 150 toilet rolls was reported to be ‘pissing out of his arse’ this morning as instant karma paid a visit to his lower intestine.
Steve Squitz, from Barnsley, had bragged to friends and family that he had amassed enough toilet paper to soundproof a small recording studio, but his boast came back to haunt him last night when something akin to a volcanic eruption started to manifest in his guts.
“Steve hasn’t been able to get off the pan for over 12 hours now” said wife Sharon as she gingerly opened the bathroom door and threw in another roll of Andrex. “If he carries on like this for much longer, I’m going to have to go out for extra supplies.
He’s beginning to wish he’d stockpiled some Anusol as well now.”
