Barnsley man abandons plan to change Y Fronts as three week lockdown extension announced
2020-04-17
A Barnsley man has abandoned ambitious plans to change his undercrackers following the announcement of a three week extension to the UK lockdown.
Colin Clunge from Wombwell was hopeful the lockdown would end today, and had drawn up a detailed plan involving a shower, a shave and a complete change of underwear, but his carefully laid out ‘release strategy’ was left in tatters after the lockdown extension was announced yesterday.
“I wouldn’t say my plans for fresh pants have been abandoned,” a defiant Colin told the Bugle “I’d more say they’ve been postponed. If I’m not going out I can easily get another three weeks out of these. I haven’t even turned them inside out yet. I’m just glad I didn’t jump the gun.”
Wife Karen seemed less than impressed when we spoke to her. “He’s just a dirty bastard.” she said. “I’ve been changing mine weekly whether they needed it or not. But I have been going out for the shopping.”
