Barnsley man recreates authentic pub experience by punching himself in face after spilling his own pint
2020-04-26
A Barnsley man who is missing visits to his local during lockdown, is recreating the authentic pub experience by spilling his own pint and then punching himself in the face, it has been revealed. Keith Clunge from Wombwell says the unusual practice is making social isolation all the more bearable.
“Yes you can have a few cans at home, ” Keith told The Bugle “but it’s really not the same if your evening doesn’t end with a bout of gratuitous violence predicated on a minor accidental transgression. That’s something that’s hard to replace but I’m doing my best.”
“He’s crackers,” said Keith’s wife Tracey as she replaced the plaster on her husbands nose. “I just heard him say ‘Oi you’ve spilt my pint’ and then a crash. His slippers were soaked in beer as well. As I said, crackers.
He’s got a pub quiz planned for next week. It’s just him and he’s setting the questions.”
