The world has rightly taken centurian Captain Tom Moore to its heart this week, but Barnsley had a heartwarming tale of its own as it was revealed that a 92 year old pensioner is defying Covid-19 and still continuing to do his own shoplifting despite the lockdown. Sid Clunge from Wombwell did his first term

Government officials were cautiously optimistic that the worst may be over last night after, after it emerged that we look to be the past the peak of shit home baking. An insider told The Bugle “Flour sales spiked on the 28th March meaning peak baking was probably around 4th April. With people being sat around