Government officials were cautiously optimistic that the worst may be over last night after, after it emerged that we look to be the past the peak of shit home baking. An insider told The Bugle “Flour sales spiked on the 28th March meaning peak baking was probably around 4th April. With people being sat around

There was an unexpected boost for a Barnsley garden centre this week as it became the first in the UK to stock the Dog Shit Bush. The bush (Latin name: Turdus Inplasticus) is a common sight in the wild but has not been previously available commercially Trevor Clunge, owner of Barnsley Plantpots in Wombwell says